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POSTER FOR GALLOWS DJ SET!!!!

Selling t-shirts at the next bangers and fash on 11th june!! with a HUGE treat of BOYZ NOIZE playing after!!!!

ALL YOU CAN EAT!!  

So, thanks to my friend Duane (who had to put a massive ladder on the table at spankys and proceed to climb up both to get the projector working....most appreciated mon petite pois!) we got the visuals working upstairs while i had my gig, here are some photos..a bit blurred but you get the idea ...

The gig went well! Considering i thought my nachos were about to be regurgitated! Here are some photos for you :)

 Thanks for everyone who came and danced with me, and to the other bands who were bloody amazing!!! xxx

A collage of some little thoughts and ideas, being projected at my first gig at spankys!

first solo gig!

spanky van dykes

live visuals from moi, as well as t-shirts being sold and perhaps some zines if i have enough time to print them :)

hope to see you there mushroom juices

xxx

My t-shirts are now being sold on Pavillion, the online store!! Thanks to Luke and Bobby for the lovely description (twisted imagination is being taken as a positive) There are lots of other goodies being sold on there from we make t-shits, to Bantum, to Jon Burgerman so check it out!

*******HERE*******

Soooo, blogger have decided to underline everything now which isn't so pleasant on the eye but i can't figure out how to make it stop so apologies for the eye sore on this post! These photos are from a shoot i started today. I'm making some visuals and a music video for my song "dot to dot" Most of it is going to be based on objects from my room and the movement of patterns.

To hear the song, please visit my myspace page:

HERE :) XXX

love love love

What your about to read my cause disturbance...MY LYRICS!! Here are some lyrics from my solo project...my first gig is on the 26th May at Spanky Van Dykes and I'm playing with Visions of trees and some other lovely bands :D

Pet Gay Boy

my gymnastic little gay boy

is coming out to play

he gets his dick out

and he's going grey

he's such a slut and im the whore

he's such a slut and im the whore

we love to spit on each others faces

when we go out, we have no grace

team penetration, we do illustration

he's such a slut and I'm the whore!

draw swinging from the chandelier

and a girls body with the head of a deer

he's the slut and im the whore!

He's the slut and im the whore!

torpedo lizard lover

lightening locasts

crystal antlers

I am a gymnast

I amplified the vomit on you

We never fuck we only ever fuck up out grazed knees

he came to see me when i was loosing my mind,

he said its gunna be fine and let my eyes shine

drill me into next week, and then lets go and steal some flowers,

but dont get caught now or you'll loose your stealing powers

your such a slut and i seem to be the whore

we've passed out on the tiles several times before

i lick your lips but then i miss

i feed my pet gay boy with a miso soup kiss

we share a love of barringtones shit, we share it

we share a love of barringtones shit

my gymnastic little gay boy

is coming out to play

he gets his dick out

and he's going grey

he's such a slut and im the whore

he's such a slut and im the whore

we love to spit on each others faces

when we go out, we have no grace

team penetration, we do illustration

he's such a slut and I'm the whore!

draw swinging from the chandelier

and a girls body with the head of a deer

he's the slut and im the whore!

He's the slut and im the whore!

Drag Queens Pink Sick:

Trashed up lip stick

eyelashes that dont fit, dont fit

down the sex pit

x-ray eyes on

but you cant see no clit

just dick

down the sex pit

miss carriage says your love ceases

to please me to please me to please me

i want those diamonds in my eyes

i wanna, i wanna phantom jeweled pregnancy

broaches coloured

velvet curtains

when you pass black smoke though the sex pit you know what time it is!

miss carriage say!

Between my legs you wont know what hits!

Drag me to the sex pit.

To the diamond drag queen with the Pink sick.

Drag me to the sex pit.

To the diamond queen with the Pink sick.

I wanna do this to the death, I wanna win your heart.

Opinions couldn't give a shit shit shit as long as your hand are all over it.

Dont calm down just tease me never been out on this sugar.

Stick around and tie yourself to

the colour the colour the colour

Let the jail bird love pucker up, just throw a bone, don't be so serious.

See my sight, not workign at the red light.

See my sight, not working at the red light.

Let the sound cut out outside yourself, dont' need self help when you've got the gem.

Get the camera crew to capture this and make sure that you don't loose it

That. night. pink sick said, you have supernatural eyes but they're

blood. shot. red.

Give birth to glamorous

Glitter golden sparkling diamond fetus

Keep that red kiss with this, and the sad lines will echo to the door

Hold out your pink lips and swallow the diamond for sure

then sick up, pink sick, sick up pink sick

to the door to the door to the swallow the swallow the diamond for sure!

Trashed up lip stick

eyelashes that dont fit, dont fit

down the sex pit

x-ray eyes on

but you cant see no clit

just dick

down the sex pit

miss carriage says your love ceases

to please me to please me to please me

i want those diamonds in my eyes

i wanna, i wanna phantom jeweled pregnancy

broaches coloured

velvet curtains

when you pass black smoke though the sex pit you know what time it is!

miss carriage say!

Between my legs you wont know what hits!

Fin

FINISHED TREES @ Spanky Van Dykes at the top of the stairs :) Commissioned by the interior designers from 580... thanks guyss :) xx i love posca pens...they're my new favorites!!! xx

New t-shirt design for Arrows Down, http://www.myspace.com/arrowsdown LISTEN!!

Absolutely beautiful voice and piano with an electronic unusual twist...yummy for the ears!

These are some visuals from the comic book strip I made (Alice in wonderland themed night at Spanky Van Dykes) They were project on the walls all through the night with a voice over of someone reading out the old alice in wonderland book!

SELLING TSHIRTS AT BANGERS AND FASH!! x

Comic strip for Alice in Wonderland night at Spanky Van Dykes x

Promotional poster for beat couture night playing skiffle and the likes...

This weekend I've been helping the lovely interior designs of 508 with the new eatery and funhouse in Nottingham called SPANKY VAN DYKES!!! I drew some trees on the wall leading up to the stairs...

Sneinton Arts market in Nottingham!!! This was a fun but quite cold day...sold a few t shirts and a bag and met some really nice people!

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